Koei’s Warriors games are essentially critic-proof at this point. You are either in love with the games’ utter unwillingness to evolve, or you aren’t. Perhaps nowhere is this more the case than with Warriors Orochi. A mash-up of the Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors franchises into a single product, this is pure, unadulterated fan service for the squadron of hardcore fans that both brands have amassed over the years. We can sit here and tell you that this is yet another mediocre beat-’em-up that rehashes the same haggard-looking graphics, the same tired mission objectives, and the same “so old it should be in a museum for crummy combat systems” combat system, but we probably don’t even have to do that. A single look at a screenshot for this game is probably all you need to decide one way or the other. If you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you’ll like, and vice versa.